Isn't even trying.
"Lazy Sunday" was an instant internet hit about this time last year, and it holds up surprisingly well. Kudos, Samberg and Parnell. Kudos.
It's nice to know that we're not the only ones who fantasize about doing stuff like this... and even nicer to know that there are people dumb enough to actually carry it out.
Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.
Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.
This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!
A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.
Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!
These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.
This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.
The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.
Teen girl robs bank, steals car then post a video on the You Tube the next day bragging about it... to the soundtrack of Green Day. Not only does she title the video "Chick Bank Robber", but she fails to recognize that all the signs she writes and holds up are backwards, and when she can't find her pen she resorts to hand signals. Must be lazy due to all the weed she smokes (also on the video), although some how she did have the foresight to add sub titles. She was promptly arrested. We REALLY wonder what she thought was gonna happen... (This video's long but we wanted to share every last stupid move with you)
Oh boy, another machine replacing humans in an area where that might not be the best idea! Does pizza from a machine, let alone a "human free environment" really sound that appealing? (and while we're at it, since when is "pizza" a verb?!) We guess the makers are assuming all humans are unhygienic, lazy, slobs prone to screwing up even the simplest of tasks. Doesn't look like any pizza we want to eat. We're surprised by the Italians, not for the overtly sexy spokes model though, that's right up their alley. Lady, button your shirt! Or, just take the damn thing off! No need to play coy... And we still don't want your pizza!