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Lazy Construction Worker

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Feb 1 2012

Isn't even trying.


 
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Lazy Construction Worker

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 1 2012

Isn't even trying.




 
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Singing Construction Worker

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 4 2011

Sounds like Sinatra.




 
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Lazy Highway Worker

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 28 2006

Oh come on, even with your government salary, you're STILL this lazy??




 
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Lazy Sunday

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2006

"Lazy Sunday" was an instant internet hit about this time last year, and it holds up surprisingly well. Kudos, Samberg and Parnell. Kudos.




 
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Lazy Bulldog

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2011

Wont do a thing.




 
 
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Lazy Cat

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 15 2010

Doesn't give a damn.




 
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Lazy Turtle

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

But still, the roller blade requires balance!




 
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Crazy Fast Worker

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 15 2012

Watch those little hands move.




 
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Segway Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 19 2007

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?




 
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Wild Excavator Ride

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 8 2012

It's nice to know that we're not the only ones who fantasize about doing stuff like this... and even nicer to know that there are people dumb enough to actually carry it out.




 
 
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Train Derailed

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 4 2011

By lazy cat.




 
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Paris Drunk Eye

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2006

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.




 
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Can Opening Dog

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 9 2011

The perfect pet for a lazy person.




 
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The Incredible Edible Egg

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2007

Too lazy to hardboil your egg? You could try this...




 
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Garfield Has Never Looked So Sexy

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2009

We're suddenly turned on by the lazy, furry cat.




 
 
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Jerk Cop Arrests Fast Food Employee

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!




 
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La Migra is no fool

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 14 2007

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.




 
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Black Lung

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2007

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.




 
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Robotic Masturbation Hand

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 5 2007

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!




 
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Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2007

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.




 
 
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New Years Eve Sucks

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 29 2005

This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.




 
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Transformer Cars

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 21 2007

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.




 

Teen girl robs bank, steals car then post a video on the You Tube the next day bragging about it... to the soundtrack of Green Day. Not only does she title the video "Chick Bank Robber", but she fails to recognize that all the signs she writes and holds up are backwards, and when she can't find her pen she resorts to hand signals. Must be lazy due to all the weed she smokes (also on the video), although some how she did have the foresight to add sub titles. She was promptly arrested. We REALLY wonder what she thought was gonna happen... (This video's long but we wanted to share every last stupid move with you)




 
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Pizza Vending Machine

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2012

Oh boy, another machine replacing humans in an area where that might not be the best idea! Does pizza from a machine, let alone a "human free environment" really sound that appealing? (and while we're at it, since when is "pizza" a verb?!) We guess the makers are assuming all humans are unhygienic, lazy, slobs prone to screwing up even the simplest of tasks. Doesn't look like any pizza we want to eat. We're surprised by the Italians, not for the overtly sexy spokes model though, that's right up their alley. Lady, button your shirt! Or, just take the damn thing off! No need to play coy... And we still don't want your pizza!