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Watch the creators of LiquidGeneration eat themselves into a drunken stupor. Sadly, none of them choked on a pork chop and died.
Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.
No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.
Watch Kate Moss snort a boatload of cocaine. This is the uncensored version of the video, just the way we know you like it.
Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!
They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?
Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.
It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.
In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.
Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!
Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.