And already a slick little drifter.
The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.
This kid is scared out of his mind on the roller coaster, and I don't blame him! Those things are god damned, mutha f*cking scary!!! I would be doing the exact same thing. But he's only 16, some one ought to wash out his potty mouth!
Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.
When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!
Soon, from the minds at LiquidGeneration, our first iPhone game...Fat Kid Ninja!!! It's Here...http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8
We know, we know, publishing HILARIOUS videos of highly medicated kids may be a wee bit questionable on the morality tip.... but we dare you not to laugh! This kid is amazing.