At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.
Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.
The husband can be heard saying he "knew this would happen". Um, then why the hell did you let her drive? Did he know because he cut the brake line?
This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!
Although Superman's whole thing is wearing underwear outside his pants, Clark Kent does not look good in a bikini, and so they invented Supergirl!
Chinese news organizations are awesome! And so are computers! Here's a reenactment of Tiger Woods crashing his car and his wife going crazy with a golf club.
"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."
This child's drawing is precious and illustrates the bond between a mother and her young. The only problem is that the picture was drawn by her son.