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Jessica Alba Prom Picture

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
May 26 2011

Shes always been pretty damn hot.


 
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Jessica Alba Prom Picture

By: LG Staff
Date: May 26 2011

Shes always been pretty damn hot.




 
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Charlie Alba

By: LG Staff
Date: May 13 2008

Jessica Alba posed as Charlie Chaplin for a recent photo shoot because she was told to not because she had any idea whom he was.




 
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Jessica Alba Picks Her Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2007

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.




 
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Jessica Alba Does Calendars

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 2 2008

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!




 
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Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: May 5 2008

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.




 
 
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Jessica Alba in a Sheer Dress

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 7 2007

Jessica's always willing to show off her body!




 
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Post Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 23 2008

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.




 
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Jessica Alba and James King Are Depressed

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 9 2009

Or maybe they're just crazy.




 
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Jessica Alba Makes Out With Her Dog

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 17 2007

Isn't that adorable? Yeah we love doggies too.




 
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Alba or Abba

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 2 2005

Can you tell the difference between Jessica Alba and Abba? We can't and we have Abba posters on our wall!




 
 
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SMN Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 3 2007

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!




 
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Jessica Albas Beach Bum

By: LG Staff
Date: May 17 2007

Jessica Alba has a great ass... and really knows how to wear a bikini!




 
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Prom Pimp

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 1 2006

: “I may have gotten beat up a lot but in the end transferring to Compton High was totally worth it.”




 
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Alba Has Emo Pokers

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2007

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!




 
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Pregnant Prom Dress

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2006

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.




 
 
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Jessica Albas Preggers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2008

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.




 
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Wooden Picture

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 21 2011

She makes it look easy.




 
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Eye See Jessica Albas Nipple

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 14 2007

Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.




 
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Jessica Albas Pregnant Hooters

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 31 2008

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.




 
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Prom Night Trailer

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 15 2008

In theaters 4-11-08. Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.




 
 
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Jessica Albas Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2009

Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.




 
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Jessica Albas GQ Photoshoot

By: LG Staff
Date: May 18 2007

Some awesome footage of Jessica Alba's photoshoot for the newest issue of GQ. Apparently they think she's pretty or something.




 
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Will You Go To Prom With Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.




 
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OSCARS 07 Jessica Biel

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 26 2007

Jessica Biel doesn't need a bra – she's OUR best "supporting" actress!




 
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Alba Sucks a Blow Pop

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 15 2008

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.