I wish my life was a Bollywood musical.
Oh boy, another machine replacing humans in an area where that might not be the best idea! Does pizza from a machine, let alone a "human free environment" really sound that appealing? (and while we're at it, since when is "pizza" a verb?!) We guess the makers are assuming all humans are unhygienic, lazy, slobs prone to screwing up even the simplest of tasks. Doesn't look like any pizza we want to eat. We're surprised by the Italians, not for the overtly sexy spokes model though, that's right up their alley. Lady, button your shirt! Or, just take the damn thing off! No need to play coy... And we still don't want your pizza!
Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!
This is either from an Indian (dots, not feathers) SNL or it really is a commercial and India is far more advanced than other cultures.
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Bread makers threw care to the wind and cooked up a pope sized pizza pontiff. Alter boys everywhere concluded this is one church official they would gladly eat out.
This week we rip Senator John Kerry a new horse face, edible conservative and liberal pundits, Pizza and Taco, give you their take on the war on terror, and we show a clip of cheerleaders falling into things.
My favorite line, "He was forced to get married to someone he did not want to marry. But that does not mean that he did not love her."