Still misses the jump.
Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.
Terrifies real cat.
Keeps other cat in box.
It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.
Talk about a self-sufficient cat.
Equals, unhappy cat.
Starring Simon's Cat.
It's amazing, the cat becomes completely docile.
Cat puts up a strong fight.
Surprisingly, the cat doesn't end up in the alligators stomach.
Finally, some insight into what a cat thinks.
Eventually the cat just gets bored of it all.
Would you board your cat with this woman?
The Ninja Cat is the sneakiest cat in the entire Ninja Cat World.
Meanwhile, the black cat just sits and stares.
Wont be friends with the dog.
Guarantees you wont oversleep.
Shows no loyalty.
Wants to be left alone.
Doesn't understand jumping.
Loves owners beard.
Really knows how to play.
Doesn't give a damn.