Wipes out, while showing her stuff.
Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.
I didn't know there was a world championship for footbag. I also didn't know it was called footbag. It looks a lot like hacky sack.
She looked fine dancing, but I don't think she saw the edge. Or maybe she just doesn't know about gravity?
Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.
Who would have known that underneath Chloe's disturbing lemon scowl there's actually a hot babe bursting at the seams. Despite Jay Leno ruining the picture, she's almost a 10.
Picture yourself an awkward loner whose only talent is making balloon animals. Best thing to do: make amazingly intricate bikini out of balloons.
There are worse jobs than being the guy who fondles Alessandra Ambrosio to get her bikini just right.
Watch the creators of LiquidGeneration eat themselves into a drunken stupor. Sadly, none of them choked on a pork chop and died.
Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.