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Heidi Crack

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Nov 16 2007

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.


 
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Heidi Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2007

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.




 
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Crack Sandwich

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Nothing is better for lunch than a little crack in your sandwich! Deeeelicious!




 
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Crack Biker

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 14 2007

I imagine this is what it's like when you reach the pearly gates. So close to perfection, but just far enough away to be out of reach. Oh, to dream.




 
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Amy Winehouse Smokes Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 22 2008

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.




 
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Heidi Montags Honeymoon Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 4 2008

We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.




 
 
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Kitty Likes Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 10 2007

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.




 
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Heidi Klumequin

By: LG Staff
Date: May 1 2008

One of these things is not like the other.




 
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PeeWees Crack PSA

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 15 2012

It cuts off right before his chair starts talking and the psychedelic dance party breaks out...




 
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Heidi Montag Will Work You Out

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2008

Is Heidi going to be the next Richard Simmons? Do you care?




 
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Heidi Potter in a Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 16 2007

Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.




 
 
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Heidi Klum Rides With Ferrell

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 13 2008

It took Will Ferrell's hairy chest to get Heidi Klum back into SI's swimsuit issue, whatever works!




 
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Heidi Montag Stalks her Prey

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2007

Heidi Montag took the form of a great white shark and nearly swallowed her Hills arch enemy LC. Unfortunately, neither was injured.




 
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Heidi Montag Obama Poster

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2009

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!




 
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Everybody Hates Heidi

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2007

Heidi Montag is far from pretty and appears to have no arm in this picture. We personally hope Harrison Ford finds her and beats her down for killing his wife. Oh, and for making that face too.




 
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Heidi Montags Music Video

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 4 2008

Do jazz hands and a bikini a video make? Spencer Pratt thinks so.




 
 
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Mary Kate Olsens Crack Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 5 2007

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.




 
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Say No to Crack Pee Wee Herman PSA

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2006

You know you shouldn't do crack when a chronic masturbater tells you so.




 
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Heidi Puts it in the Air

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 10 2008

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.




 
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Heidi and Spencer Are Freedom

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 29 2008

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".




 
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Crack Filled Cocaine Breasts

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...




 
 
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Britney Spears Shows Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2007

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!




 
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Heidi Spencer Long For Slavery

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 21 2008

Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...




 
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Heidi Klum Plays With Her Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 26 2007

Clearly Seal married her for her brains...both of them.




 
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Heidi and Spencer at the Gun Range

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2008

If there is a God, his plan is really annoying.




 
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Heidi Klum Might Be A Whale

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 21 2009

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.