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Grand Master Woos Back Alley Blackjack

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Aug 18 2009

You think you're the biggest chopstick on the block don't you? Well how about a game of blackjack?


 
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Grand Master Woos Back Alley Blackjack

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 18 2009

You think you're the biggest chopstick on the block don't you? Well how about a game of blackjack?




 
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Back Alley Abortion

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2007

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.




 
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Master Poo Poo Platter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 21 2002

Master Poo Poo Platter is probably the coolest kung fu master since Mister Miyagi.




 
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Grand Theft Mario

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 10 2006

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!




 
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YoYo Master

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 18 2010

This is the result of serious practice and commitment.




 
 
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Krispy Kreme Alley Burger

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 8 2007

Looking at this "burger" will not only make you sick to your stomach, but there is a probable chance that you just developed type 2 diabetes.




 
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Kirstie Alley Flips the Bird

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 13 2007

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!




 
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Dorks Woos Megan Fox

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 17 2009

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.




 
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Kirstie Alley Models a Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2006

Kirstie wanted to show Oprah up by stripping down to her skivvies. I don't care how well Jenny Craig worked for her, she still makes me uncomfortable.




 
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Crutch Master

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 4 2006

This guy has mastered "freestyle walking" with crutches -- and he skateboards with them, too!




 
 
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Drunken Master

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2011

Don't mess with him.




 
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Master Basion

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 10 2006

I am Doctor Oralpleasureinthebackofyourmomscar




 
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Justin Timberlakes Sexy Back

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!




 
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The Back Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 23 2007

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.




 
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Pimp Master Gets Beaten By Karate Master

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Obviously, this pimp wasn't trained by that famous P.I.M.P Chuck "Love Juice" Norris.




 
 
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Parallel Parking Master

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 20 2006

This guys parallel parking skillz are so tight, you'll plotz in your pleather pants.




 
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Master Tea Hawker

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 12 2011

This guy's got skills.




 
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Chess Master Reacts

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 5 2012

When he loses match.




 
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Kung Fu Master

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 29 2011

Just a little kid.




 
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Tetris Freak

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 10 2007

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.




 
 
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Angry Leprechaun Back to School

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2009

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!




 
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Back to School Condoms

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2006

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!




 
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Get Back Here Jesus

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2007

"3 days my ass, you get back here you sneaky devil! Set your Proton Packs to resurrection!"




 
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Back To The Futurama

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 6 2007

Clearly the creators of Futurama went back to 1967, took acid with Pierre Henry, and had him pen the Futurama theme.




 
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Movie Poster Game 62 Baby Got Back

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 30 2004

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!