She's 86 years old, that's insane.
Never try to do gymnastics on a bus after eating fried chicken, because your fingers will be slippery.
Check out the 20 greatest gymnastics wipeouts ever! I'm pretty sure some of these athletes didn't survive.
Not so smug anymore, are you France? This girl did not receive the gold in "bladder control".
This is for real. Like really, for real, these are real parents really reacting. We say that because it took us a while to believe that this was not some comedic sketch. With that out of the way, WHAT is up? Both parents, especially the dad, look like they are taking extremely large, uncomfortable dumps. And the mom is definitely a robot mom, just listen to her, sounds like she's short circuiting at points. I imagine this is what they look and sound like in bed. But hey, if constipated robot love makes Olympic gold metalists then we're not complaining.