See twice as much of Angelina Jolie's leg.
This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!
"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"
Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!
I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.
The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.
You may have seen this video recently, but did you know what you were REALLY seeing? It was presented as evidence that clams do, in fact, like salt. AND have big nasty, slimy, creepy, tongues. But, yo, check it, that ain't no tongue, it be a leg. And the clam ain't eating no salt, the salt be sticking to it's slimy leg as it feels around and tries to dig itself underground to hide cause you know what, clams don't like shitty kitchen tables covered in salt! (`The smell of the salt deceived the clam into thinking it was by the water).
Sure it's pretty, but who wants to cut away their skin so they can have pretty scars? This guy does, that’s who.
This furry friend may be challenged in the leg department (he has only 3) but his shrewd (that is dog food he picks up) and cunning lil noggin more than make up for it. Now if only he could figure out how to cover the security cameras...
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