When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?
There's really no way to bow out of this one gracefully. Maybe they should have practiced more? Or used super glue. Bet this woke up any church goers snoozing in the back row!
He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.
Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.
Trying to keep tabs on everyone WBC hates is more confusing than their rhetoric. Here's a quick and easy guide to some of the individuals and groups, denounced by Reverend Phelps and his followers.
Hard to believe after 13 years, King of the Hill is going off the air. Here are ten reasons we're going to miss the show.
Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.
There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.
Hopefully this is not a weapon of choice when patrolling oil fields in Iraq, gas is expensive enough.