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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Oct 9 2007

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?


 
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 9 2007

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?




 
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Church Accident

By: LG Staff
Date: May 30 2012

There's really no way to bow out of this one gracefully. Maybe they should have practiced more? Or used super glue. Bet this woke up any church goers snoozing in the back row!




 
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Death of Cookie Monster

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 19 2007

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.




 
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Spaghetti Vomit

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 29 2005

This always happens when our mother cooks.




 
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Western Spaghetti

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 9 2008

The most delicious stop-motion animation ever.




 
 
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Heavy Metal Babies And The Cookie Monster

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 5 2010

C is for cookies and cookies are for kids! But only those who like heavy metal. Rock on babies!




 
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Sexy Church Sign

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2006

Those Catholics can be so sexy at times. Is the Church getting more liberal every day?




 
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Swamp Monster

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 21 2006

Woman needs help to get wallet out of the water, watch out!




 
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Fly the Fergie Sky

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 11 2007

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.




 
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Who Westboro Baptist Church Hates

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2011

Trying to keep tabs on everyone WBC hates is more confusing than their rhetoric. Here's a quick and easy guide to some of the individuals and groups, denounced by Reverend Phelps and his followers.




 
 
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Flying Car

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 3 2012

The future is here.




 
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Flying Baby

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 27 2011

Is hilarious.




 
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Flying Pigs

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 11 2012

Who said it'd never happen?




 
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Monster Storm Cloud

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 14 2010

That woman is early calm. Like, Valium and alcohol calm.




 
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10 King of the Hill Fan Favorites

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 14 2009

Hard to believe after 13 years, King of the Hill is going off the air. Here are ten reasons we're going to miss the show.




 
 
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Are Spaghetti Westerns Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.




 
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Playmate of the Year Clothed

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2008

AKA, totally pointless photo session.




 
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Unibrow Monster

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 30 2007

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.




 
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Operation and the Temple of Doom

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 14 2008

Operate on the skinny Indian man but don't screw up or you're going to end this man's life.




 
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Google Map of the Stars

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 12 2005

Go on a virtual tour of Hollywood using Google Maps!




 
 
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Christinas Veiny Monster Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 26 2008

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.




 
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Susan Sarandons Mombags

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 16 2008

I believe in the Church of Boobs.




 
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Monster Flamethrower

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 10 2008

Hopefully this is not a weapon of choice when patrolling oil fields in Iraq, gas is expensive enough.




 
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Flying Penile Contraption

By: LG Staff
Date: May 20 2008

If you don't laugh, the terrorists have already won.




 
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Goal of the Year

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2012

At least, the goal of the first two weeks of the year.