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Helga Mohammed

Chinese Grandmother

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
May 18 2011

Dances up a storm, to Michael Jackson.


 
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Chinese Grandmother

By: LG Staff
Date: May 18 2011

Dances up a storm, to Michael Jackson.




 
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In The Chinese Army

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2011

Things aren't going so well.




 
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Modern Chinese

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 12 2006

The Chinese language has been updated to more graphically depict words. Fun!!




 
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Chinese Rapper

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2010

Crazy or not, you gotta love the enthusiasm.




 
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The Chinese Rapper

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 2 2005

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.




 
 
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Chinese Scooter Police

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 3 2008

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.




 
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Chinese Food or Vomit

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2006

If you’re eating a delicious plate of Sesame Chicken right now you may want to stop.




 
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Chinese Food

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 27 2006

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.




 
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Chinese Lightsaber Duel

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 9 2008

These ladies should guard the Olympic Torch.




 
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Chinese Girl Scares The Crap Out Of People

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 22 2010

Ah, there's nothing like a Chinese girl scaring people as they enter a building. Nothing like it at all.




 
 
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Chinese Male Cheerleader

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 1 2011

Kinda steals the show.




 

The title says it all! The next day the station issued the following apology: ""As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone," read the statement. "We'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!"




 
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Worlds Ugliest Dog

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!




 
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Worlds Freakiest Feet

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 24 2007

This Chinese chick has got some of the freakiest feet around. Maybe they quit foot-binding a little soon, huh?




 
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Computer Reenactment of Tiger Woods Crash

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 1 2009

Chinese news organizations are awesome! And so are computers! Here's a reenactment of Tiger Woods crashing his car and his wife going crazy with a golf club.




 
 
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Interesting Feet

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 10 2008

"Interesting" is the only way we could describe what you're looking at here. We don't want to offend the old lady.




 
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Bad Romance Cover

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2011

Performed by a choir of elderly Chinese people.




 
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In Freakin Adorable News

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 13 2007

The world's tallest man meets the world's smallest man. Why? Because Normals love to giggle.




 
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Fox News Guest Defines Chinaman

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 13 2007

He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.




 
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Worlds Tallest Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2006

The Guiness Book of World Records claims China's Xi Shun is the world's tallest man at 7' 9" -- but he's actually just seven feet tall. The extra nine inches is for the ladies!




 
 
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Hardcore Security

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 21 2007

Actually, you're not authorized to enter through the gate, but they don't care if you just walk up the stairs. It's an important gate.




 
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Ostrich in Traffic

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!




 
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Suck My News Weekly Oct 11th 2002

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 11 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Grand Master Woos Back Alley Blackjack

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 18 2009

You think you're the biggest chopstick on the block don't you? Well how about a game of blackjack?




 
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Suck My News Weekly June 4th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 4 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.