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Child Star Almost Dies

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 21 2006

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.


 
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Child Star Almost Dies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.




 
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Child TV Star Match Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2009

Who could forget about the child stars of the 80's? Choose and match the child tv star with their grown up self!




 
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Suck My News Weekly Brat Pitt Almost Dies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Animated Star Wars Tributes

By: LG Staff
Date: May 23 2011

Star Wars is more than a movie, it is part of our pop culture canon. Here are some of our favorite cartoons to show their appreciation.




 
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Child Beater

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 8 2007

Attention abusive dads! Child abuse is not funny unless you are a ninja.




 
 
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Ruin Your Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 16 2011

And create a future serial killer, with this simple Christmas prank.




 
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Traumatizing Your Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2012

But just a little bit.




 
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10 Pornographic Star Wars Quotes

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 27 2010

I doubt George Lucas was thinking about sex, while making 'Star Wars.' But, after watching this video, it's hard to be sure.




 
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Michael Jackson Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 15 2006

Sometimes you just need to rest your head in the crotch of a pop star.




 
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Star Wars Explained by a 3 Year Old

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2008

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.




 
 
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10 Craziest Child Preachers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 30 2009

Child preachers are insane...obviously. This video has the ten craziest 'little ones' to ever condemn your soul to eternal damnation.




 
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Almost Steroid Free

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 14 2006

In this edition, we celebrate baseball in all of its almost steroid-free glory.




 
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Useless Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 6 2007

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!




 
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How to Learn a Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2007

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."




 
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A World Without Star Jones

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 31 2006

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.




 
 
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Almost Dead Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 24 2006

These boobs drink lots and lots of Metamucil.




 
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Fattest Child in the World

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2007

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.




 
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Porn Star or Pop Star

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 29 2005

We always get Porn Stars and Pop Stars mixed up. Whores are tricky like that!




 
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Porn Star vs Pop Star 4

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2006

Never was there a game more challenging than Porn Star or Pop Star. It has porn, it has pop -- it's just a damn sexy game.




 
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Porn Star or Pop Star 16

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 17 2009

It's time to guess who's the pop star and who's the porn star in this game your whole family can enjoy.




 
 
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Porn Star or Pop Star 2

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 29 2005

We show you a picture of a scantily clad woman and you have to tell us whether she's a pop star or porn star!




 
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Cheerleader or Porn Star

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 6 2009

Cheerleader or porn star, think you can tell the difference?




 
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Porn Star or Pop Star 14

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 8 2008

We show you a picture of someone with their faces covered and you have to tell us if it's a porn star or a pop star!




 
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Porn Star or Pop Star 11

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 26 2007

In this award-deserving series, you have to guess whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. And yes, Britney Spears is both.




 
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This or That Star Trek or Star Wars

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 28 2005

Do you get Star Trek and Star Wars things confused? We do and we’re a bunch of nerds!