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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Sing Ushers My Boo

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 21 2005

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.


 

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Jennifer Aniston Speaks

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 6 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Jen and Brad Are So Over

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 14 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Jennifer Aniston Bares All

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 9 2005

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.




 
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Hey Everyone Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 26 2009

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.




 
 
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Brad and Angelina Made Another

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2008

Either Angelina Jolie is pregnant again or her stomach has a boner for Brad's Indie Spirit, Robert Redford look.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Brat Pitt Almost Dies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Phone Tap Aniston vs Mayer

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 9 2009

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.




 
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What Failed Celebrity Couple Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 14 2005

If you learn anything from Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's split, learn what failed celebrity couple you are.




 
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The Brangy Bunch

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 18 2008

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently had twins, making them officially the new Brady Bunch. Check out their new theme song!




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 21 2005

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.




 
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My Little Ponies Sing Single Ladies

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 1 2009

It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.




 
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing Candy Shop

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2008

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.




 
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Sing Away Your Blues

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 15 2011

From above the clouds.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 68 Friends vs Sex the City

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2004

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
 
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Mayer Is Playing In Anistons Wonderland

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2008

There's a Ross and Rachel joke here somewhere but it's best not to think too much about John Mayer banging Jennifer Aniston.




 
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Jennifer Anistons Breasts

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 13 2007

You know, I have the same pasties on my boobs right now!




 
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Brads Holding Orphans for Angelina

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 17 2006

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!




 
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Jennifer Kisses Courtney

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 28 2007

The much-awaited girl-on-girl kiss from The Dirt! Vibe on their sexual tension!




 
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Angelina Jolie Adopts Again

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 15 2007

Angie and Brad came home with a new son – Pax Thien Jolie! Ain't he a cutie!




 
 
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Beyonce Cant Sing

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 22 2009

Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.




 
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Britney Is A Good Mom

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.




 
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The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 2 2005

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!




 
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10 Commercials Before They Were Stars

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2009

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.




 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.