LiquidGeneration's beloved Uncircumcised Pre-Operative Transsexual just updated his blog over at Helga's Mail Room. If you like hate speech and other complaint-filled writing than you'll love Helga. This week he wrote about his problems with Australia:

I am Helga Mohammed el-Salami, Liquid Generation’s anti-depressive uncircumcised, pre-operative transsexual and I want you to take a moment and consider Australia. It is a cruel and inhospitable place. When Freud was writing about nature rising up cruel, majestic and inexorable he was surely thinking of the outback. Only he was writing in defense of civilization. It’s too bad Australia doesn’t really have one. The story of its founding is a tale of woe and starvation and extermination. It should not surprise anyone that Australia is thoroughly hated by the world. Its origins are the dregs of British society (where even the creme is fraught with problems) and rotten roots ALWAYS yield rotten fruits. So without further adieu, here are the top 10 things I hate about Australia....

 And as always, there were the usual letters of hate from our visitors. Enjoy, bitches.

Link: 10 Things I Hate About Australia

Link: various response of disdain