I can think of no worse fallout from DumbledorIsGayGate than this: a school in Illinois has banned kids from dressing up as ANY CHARACTER in the Harry Potter novels.  That's right. Since Dumbledor is now a friend of Dorothy, the little ones can't dress like The Big Gay Wizard, or Harry or Hermione or Ron...wait...nobody wants to dress as Ron.

We just want you to know that LiquidGeneration supports the Gay Wizard Dumbledore and any student who wants to dress like him for Halloween. In fact, every student in the country -- nay, the world! -- should go out of his or her way to dress like Dumbledore next week. Stick in their face! If you want to dress like a gay wizard, then go ahead! Do it! Wear your wizard hat proudly! When you think about it, it's really a costume with lots of possibilities (here's one).

Reading SHOCKING story here:

http://www.headlinednews.com/rumormill/potter_gay.html 

A drug company is using the Twisted Sister song "We're Not Gonna Take It" in a birth control video for their product Yaz. The pill's described as "the only birth control proven to treat emotional and physical premenstrual symptoms that are severe enough to impact the lives of women who choose the pill for contraception."

The way it works is that you go back in time to the 1980's and put yourself in front of a television, then wait for some Twisted Sister to come on. When the video starts you will involuntarily stick your finger all the way down your throat and make yourself gag while looking at Dee Snider's face. By shifting your eyes onto the other members of the band, and back and forth between Dee and the piece of meat he holds in the video, you will no doubt puke your brains out.

Do this a few times until the baby falls out of your mouth.  

If there's are two things I really hate in the world it's the Insane Clown Posse and their fans, for some reason, called "Juggalos." I have no idea how people like their music, but surprisingly, there are a lot of them. You never hear their music on the radio, and their never on MTV, but still the Insane Clown Posse supposedly sells plenty of records every year. This is do to their dedicated fan base which is mostly made up of social retards & outcasts, and the people who love them. Did you know there's a Juggalo convention every year? It's insane. And disgusting.

But looky here. Some Juggalos have a soul, and it's not just filled with beer and weed. Check out JuggaloFaith.com.  It's where fans of the Insane Clown Posse can go to share in the teachings of Jesus. They even have their own little JuggaloFaith Sermons. Learn about Bigortry from a Juggalo? Tell me more!

From a sermon on Bigotry: 

Juggalos, we come from all walks of life, ages, sizes, shapes, races, and even creeds. Part of being a Family is Acceptance. There is no room for Bigotry here. There is no room for Intolerance. I say come one come all. We've been waiting for you. We have a unique culture. A culture of Individuals, that don't care about the little things in life that make us different. We fully understand that Bigotry leads to Hate and Hate causes Segregation…Segregation, Rejection and Discrimination are what got us lost in the Darkness of this world to begin with. The world can keep its Hate it can keep its Intolerance for I look for the beauty that lies within the soul and I haven't seen many ugly Juggalos and Juggalettes. When the Wicked One comes to Segregate mankind and puts a gun to my head I will still say Woop Woop even when the hammer cocks back and my head goes BLAOW, I will still represent my Family of Clowns, I will still represent my Savior, I will still represent my Faith, I will still represent the Hatchet, I will still represent FOJ. I will represent all that is the essence of me, what makes me who I am. And who I am is Family. WOOP WOOP  

MCL
Rev. Last Rite
Fellowship Of Juggalos
Presiding Minister, Founder
http://groups.msn.com/fellowshipofjuggalos
www.juggalofaith.com
www.myjuggalospace.com
www.myspace.com/offical_foj
www.myspace.com/rev_last_rite

You know, any Reverend who ends his sermon in a "Woop Woop" is pretty okay by my standards. I haven't been to Church in years. A service by a group of Juggalos might be the thing that makes going to Church exciting for a change. 

On this Sunday, instead of going to Church, bring your family to JuggaloFaith.com!  

Watch out before you venture over to CNN.com today! You might see people making weird faces at you! Do you know why? IT'S WEIRD FACE DAY! CNN.com has been celebrity this holiday for the past couple years, and it's on a different day every year. It's a special kind of holiday for sure. You never know when it's going to happen, but when it does, it totally freaks you out!

From CNN:

Read the actual dumb story here. 

In case you haven't yet gotten your fix of the Ms. South Carolina Idiot-Gate, we put together a little video showing how we would've handled the situation if we were in the producer's seat at the pageant. I really think everybody's judging this girl a little too harshly. I mean, she's hot. Do you really care what comes out of her mouth? Of course you don't, because unlike her, you're not an idiot.

A Closer Look at Ms. South Carolina -- watch right now!

Today is Jack Black's birthday, and we're celebrating by watching the complete version of Jack's 1999 unaired pilot for Fox called Heat Vision and Jack. In this parody of 80's sci-fi/action shows, Jack plays a former astronaut who, after a freak accident in space, becomes the world's smartest man.  So NASA wants to hunt him down and dissect his brain for science!  Jack is on the run, but he has some help from Heat Vision, a motorcycle with the brain of his former roommate, voiced by Owen Wilson (feel better, Owen).

Sounds weird?  It is!  But it's also considered the funniest pilot never to make it to television, so if you've never seen it, then you don't know Jack!

The reality show that's getting the most "buzz" right now is Kid Nation, a show in which children ages 8-15 live by themselves in a New Mexico ghost town without parents, teachers or proper supervision for 40 days.  The premise of the show isn't nearly as amazing to me as the sort of parent who signs their kid up for a reality show like this.  I mean, check out these conditions:

* The kids received a paltry $5000 for 40 days of work on a national TV show.

* They had to work 14 hour days (most adults work 8), sometimes doing hard labor.

* One girl apparently got injured working in the kitchen and didn't receive appropriate medical attention, and 4 kids drank bleach, which is awesome.

* Parents signed away their right to sue CBS if their kid was injured, got an STD (lol) or died.

So a guy from CBS says to you, "we're gonna take your child away from you for 40 days to an unsupervised ghost town and you'll get $5000.  Oh, but if your kid dies, tough luck.  We ain't payin' for the funeral," is that an opportunity you really want to jump on?  I know some stage mothers would do anything to get their kid on TV, but maybe it'd be better to audition for the Mickey Mouse Club and not... I don't know... put your kid's life in the hands of an unfeeling corporation.  But maybe that's just me.

The internet is great at creating DIY versions of documents from TV & movies.  You can print your own Schrute Bucks, and now you can make your own McLovin Fake IDs!  I made this one for Zach (or is it Cody?):

Just copy the image and make your own.  Ba da da da da - I'm loving it ("it" being this graphic).