People are sad that Brad Renfro was left out of the The Oscars In Memoriam last night.  Personally, I don't care about Brad Renfro or his acting career. What I do care about are the Police Academy movies, and the fact that all of it's actors are dead. At least I think they're. I'm really not sure, but where the hell else are they? How else can you explain their absence? You can't because they're dead. Maybe.

And yes, this week we remember them.... 

Update: Having an issue with the video size. Just click the videos to enlarge.  

I remember Newgrounds.com in the days after 9/11. Tributes to the fallen started to consume the portal shortly after both of the towers fell. Some of the tributes were sad tear jerkers, others were fist-pumping call-to-arms against the terrorists. However, almost all of the tributes were the worst works art anybody has ever created, seemingly created by drunk 2-year-olds who have just opened Flash for the first tim

I might be sick, but I thought the horribleness of the tributes made them in some small way hilarious. And it's the same for the recent tributes to Heath Ledger. Now everyone knows how to edit video. Here's a few I found while searching the YouTubes today. If you have any others that are worthy of ridicule, post them in the comments.  

1. Heath Ledger Tribute - I can't believe some dude actually added lyrics to this song. Most generic -- You give me the wings to fly / you are the clear blue sky? Lazy.

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3. Heath Ledger Tribute Song - This is just retarded. I really don't know whym I'm posting it. I think I want the guy's sweater.

4. Heath Ledger Is Dead: The Tribute - This is the best Heath Ledger Tribute ever. It's like Depeche Mode, but not anything close to Depeche Mode.

Note to Angelina Jolie: You used to be hot. I used to find you sexy. I would think about you every day and imagine us living together and frolicking in the bedroom. But no, not anymore. Now that you've turned into a wax statue from Madame Tussaud's, I can't see this relationship really working out.

I'm sorry.

Love,

Slippy Jenkins

*Picture & Scribbles stolen from Perez, who stole it from WENN.  

So Carson Daly is asking his friends and family to write jokes for him while his writers are on strike. But that's not the funny part. One of his friends is named "Meat." Here's a part of the email, which you can read in it's entirety here.

Here's a picture of Hayden Panettiere from the latest issue of GQ Magazine. She was their "obsession of the year" (which is weird, 'cause I thought GQ was a magazine for gay men). Note that she looks barely legal.  

Now here's a pic of Britney Spears in her breakout year in Rolling Stone magazine, almost 10 YEARS AGO. You see any similarities?

What can we can devise from these photos? Jail bait never goes out of style.

Hi! I'm fashion designer Slippy Jenkins and I'm here to tell you about my latest new invention -- Lingerie Pants! They're like real pants, except they look like lace panties -- but only near your hips!

Lingerie Pants are so awesome that even actress Heather Graham wears them!

Look how they look like panties -- but they're totally not!

They even look good with see-thru tops!  

I'm totally going to make a billion dollars selling these things. Don't tell Victoria's Secret.  

Another needle, another video tape.

It used to be that I wanted to watch every celebrity sex tape that came across my path. Now I'm also watching drug tapes. Of Pete Doherty. Again.

The Sun is calling for his arrest. I'm not so sure if I agree that somebody should be arrested for shooting up on video. I'd be more for arresting them because they almost made me puke while eating my lunch. Really, junkies. If you're going to do drugs and video tape it, why not try smoking pot or putting a tab of LSD on your tongue. Why show needles being shoved into your veins.

And it's only going to get worse. You know what junkies do when they can't find veins in their arms? They use veins in their feet. After that? Their penis. 

That's right, folks. In a matter of months we're going to see Pete Doherty shove heroin needles into his penis. This frightens me. I want to barf. Again.  

Just minutes after Marie Osmond fainted on live TV during Dancing with the Stars, the crazy peeps who edit Wikipedia were quick to update her entry. Sadly, one of the author's edits didn't make it past the page's editors (fans?).

Video of the sad event right here.