InTouch Hits Rock Bottom

Well it’s official.  InTouch Magazine has officially hit it’s lowest point.  Like a junkie who’s willing to do anything for coke they’ve gotten so hard up for any sort of interesting celebrity gossip they went ahead and published the following photo.

 

Looks like just a regular toilet right?  WRONG!  That’s a toilet Britney Spears used.  The celebrity scene has been free from any sort of intriguing drama for weeks now and while I don’t want think institutions like InTouch should go down without a fight this is just pathetic.  A picture of a toilet a celebrity used is the best they could come up with?  I mean, couldn’t they start making stuff up.  Outright lies would be a bit more respectable than this mundane crap.

But I guess if that’s what people want then we here at LG will pander to it.  Here’s a picture of a toilet Drew Barrymore used.  No fooling, she came into the office across the hall last week then totally used this bathroom.  Does that totally blow you mind or what?