Britney Spears Borks The VMAs

By now you know that Britney Spears totally borked her performance at the VMAs. It was truly, truly awful.  I wouldn't be surprised if in the next couple of days she does an Owen Wilson. She looked dead. Stoned. Lost. Drunk. All of those things put together. I'd pray for her but I don't think God even cares to put up with her anymore.

I've heard a number of rumors about why her performance was so horrible. 1) She heard about Sarah Silverman's jokes before she went on stage. I don't believe this one because I doubt SS actually read her any of the jokes to Brit. 2) She's addicted to drugs, more specifically, Oxycontin. I kind of believe this...though maybe she took a sedative instead of the Hillbillie Heroin. It's been a long time since she's done a performance of this scale, and maybe she needed to relax. But does it even matter? Whatever she's on she's addicted, and she looks bad.
Oh yeah, and she looked like a pork chop. I'm not saying she's a fat ass or anything....oh wait, yes I am.

As for the rest of the VMAs, I thought they were pretty cool. Defintely love the house party feel to the performances in the suites. Nobody managed to suck. Although, Britney did set the bar pretty low. Everything sounded excellent compared to her performance.

The best of the night? Chris Brown. Even though I have no idea who this guy is, I enjoyed watching him dance. Now maybe if all the performers can would on their lip syncing skills, then maybe we'll have a real show to watch.