A Statement From My Rehab Place Somewhere In Utah

From Lindsay Lohan: 

It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am kinda ashamed. I broke the law, snorted some drugs, drove drunk, flashed my privates, chased one of my assistants through Santa Monica in a fit of rage, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than my dad and mom. My little sister is also to blame. She's a showoff. But I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have. 

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Charlie Sheen Nick Noltie, Babyshambles...these are my rehab heroes. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.

XOXOX

Lindsay Lohan