You Can't Break Me If I'm Not Broken

Hey, peeps! Lindsay Lohan here... 

The people here, they want to change me. They keep on telling me that I'm a drugg addict. They keep on telling me I'm an alcoholic. They keep on just telling me, telling me, telling me. Can't they just shut up for one second and worry about themselves.

You want to know what a drug addict looks like? Here:

DEAR REHAB COUNCELORS: DO I LOOK LIKE CRACKHEAD PETE DOHERTY TO YOU?

NO?

I DIDN'T THINK SO. CRACKHEADS DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS:

Do you get it people? Drug addicts don't look like me. I said it before, I've said it again: look at my life. look at my movies. check how much money i have in the bank: if I was a drug addict or alcoholic i wouldn't have any of these things. and even if I do snort lots of cocaine, it obviously isn't doing anything to me? look at what i've done at such a young age.

Sure I crashed my car. Sure they found drugs. Sure I could have killed someone.

But in the short time you were reading this, the risiduals i've made from my TV shows on Disney, all my movies, all my clothing lines -- all my everything -- have totallyed $10,000.

Yeah, I made a fortune today. What did you do?

[ Editor's Note: If you'd like to read more of Lindsay Lohan's rehabrrific ramblings, please go to her blog!]