Top 10 Most Beautiful Mouth Breathers In Hollywood

Mouth Breathers. They're ugly, at least most of them. However, there's a special breed of human that makes Mouth Breathing look sexy, and these humans are called Celebrities. They live in Hollywood and for the most part they're sexy and famous. Inspired in part by Lindsay Lohan's latest candids, here are the Top 10 Most Beautiful Mouth Breathers In Hollywood!

10. Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay's not so sexy here, but you know better because you've seen her crotch and tatas all over the net.

9. Adam Sandler 

Sandler uses his mouth breathing to maximum effect in all his movies, which make millions -- because of his mouth breathing.

8. Paris Latsis

Paris Latsis used to date Paris Hilton. Is this dude really sexy to hot, rich chicks?

7. Taryn Manning

Taryn places the sluttiest white trash person ever in all her movies. She's definitely one of the more sexier mouth breathers around.

6. P. Diddy

5. Piper Perabo

Piper is best known for her roll in Coyote Ugly. Now she's known for her mouth breathing.

4. Bert & Ernie

These two gay lovers aren't mouth breathers by choice, but by design.

3. Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett is undeniably one of the hottest mouth breathers around. She's not one of those "stupid-looking" mouth breathers, she's one of those "I give great oral" type of mouth breathers.

2. John Heder

Naturally, the guy who played Napoleon Dynamite is at the top of the list. FYI, he's one of the "stupid-looking" mouth breathers.

1. Victoria Beckham

Sure she might be completely unnatural and her breasts look like machine guns that can mow you down in an instant, but Victoria Beckham is easily the hottest mouth breather in Hollywood. It also helps that she's British. British mouth breathers are usually sexy.