The Hottest Celebrity Assistants In The Universe

If there's one thing every celebrity needs it's an assistant. This helper should be meticulous, resourceful, trustworthy and must be available by Blackberry at all times. However, they must also be hot. Most of them, anyway.

I've been seeing more and more pictures of celebrities with their Assistants. Celebrities take their assistants everywhere, like puppies. That's funny to me because isn't the point of having a celebrity is that they go out and do stuff for you? Why go with them to do your chores? It's ridiculous.

Many of the assistants below are attractive, but a few of them aren't. We don't really understand this disparity in hotness. But then again when you think about it: who wants their lowly assistant to have a nicer ass than they do? (I sure don't!). It says something about a celebrity if they let an Ugly hang out with them -- but we don't really know what. :)

Without further ado, here are the Hottest Celebrity Assistants in the Universe!  

10. Kelly Clarkson's Assistant

Okay, chill out. We know Kelly's assistant is not hot. We just wanted to show you what would happen if you and your assistant eat too many Cheetos. Be warned!

9. Jessica Alba's Assistant

If you like red head's, you'll like Jessica Alba's assistant. We're subtracting a couple points because we're not sure what's going on with her mouth. Weirdness. This list isn't going to plan!

8.  Drew Barrymore's Assistant

This is getting a little better. We're almost seeing what looks like a flat stomach and a camel toe. Always a good thing. But it looks like these assistants aren't really trying so far.

7. Ashlee Simpson's Assistant

She might be packing a few extra pounds, but she makes up for it by looking like she didn't just crawl out of bed. And are those breasts? Different!

6. Eva Longoria's Assistant(s)

We're not sure which of these cougars can claim the Assistant title, but all of them are pretty smokin', so who cares!  

5. Paris Hilton's Assistant

Looking down like a proper assistant should (never look anyone in the eyes!), Paris assistant isn't afraid to wear a designer number. She should, however, stay away from too much orange. It makes her fake tan look too orange.

4. Lindsay Lohan's Assistant

Lohan's assistant isn't too bad, right? Although she is a mouth breather and that's pretty weird.

3. Jessica Biel's Assistant

Ah, two hotties working out together. We give Biel props for having the confidence to have an attractive assistant. She obviously knows that every man on this planet thinks of her while masturbating, and now she's not afraid to have men imagine her getting it on with her hot assistant while working out.  

2. Britney Spears' Assistant

Britney's assistant is also her cousin. While Britney only seems to be getting uglier and uglier these day, her assistant is getting hotter and hotter. Because of these we're doing something unprecedented in the History of Lists.... 

1. Britney Spears' Assistant - Again!

Yes, Britney's Assistant won our hearts over so much that we had to put her on the list twice! Not only that, according to our not so thorough research, she is by far the Hottest Celebrity Assistant In Hollywood!