The Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape?

It's like the day just turned from depressing to darn right awesome with the rumor that their might be an Elisha Cuthbert Sex Tape on the internets. We give the validity of this rumor from Gino's World (via Pop Culture Pundit) a 5% accuracy rating on the LG Accuracy Scale, but who really cares? It's on the internet so it must be true. Right? We hope. And you should hope to. In fact, just start praying. Now.

Anyone have a Rosary we can borrow?

Update: According to the Post Chronicle, Elisha's lawyers say that this rumor is true is not true! But you know what that means. If lawyers are involved it's probably more true than ever. Our search for this magical tape continues.