TOP 5 WEIRD CELEBRITY FETISHES

5.    Quentin Tarintino’s Foot Fetish - This one is obvious.  Tarintino clearly has a thing for his leading ladies lower extremities.  He’s even copped to it on national TV (he calls it a “fondness” not a “fetish” but whatever.)  All of his movies feature one, if not several, scenes that revolve around feet.  Uma Thurman’s toes get more screen time in Kill Bill than most of her co-stars.  You got to figure it was really hard for him to edit this footage out of Death Proof.

4.  Mel Gibson is a Masochist –No other director outside of Japan pays so much loving attention to brutality and torture.  At some point you have to figure the guy is living vicariously through his characters.  Plus they say kids raised in intensely catholic families often grow up to find pleasure in pain.

3.  Lindsay Lohan’s Auto Eroticism – Ever see the movie Crash?  The weird David Cronenburg one?  It’s about people who only get aroused after getting into car wrecks.  Lohan is so rich, spoiled and consistently drunk that she really has no reason to be driving herself around.  The only explanation is that she gets a little tingle when ever she wraps her Hummer around a light post.  Plus was there any other reason for her to do Herbie Fully Loaded? 

2.  Norah Jones F**ks Muppet Letters - Check it out.  She's totally into the letter "Y".  And why not?  It's like he's always giving the shocker. 

1.  Alyssa Milano is into WAM - Not the George Michael band (although that would be a pretty weird fetish on to itself) WAM stands for Wet and Messy.  People who are into WAM get turned on by getting Wet and Messy.  Honestly this one is based upon nothing more than a rumor but if you ever think you have a shot with Alyssa you may want to keep a bucket of green slime near by just in case.  Perhaps she got into it after dancing with pasta in this weird Japanese commerical.