R.I.P. - Borat (2000 - 2007)

We gather here today to remember Borat: a Kazakstani whose passion for life was rivaled only by his passion for hating the Jews. 

When Sacha Baron Cohen announced in an interview that he's effectively killing off his now celebrity alter ego Borat, saying that "I think it will probably be impossible to do Borat again," because Borat is too well-known to fool anyone now, he killed off a great man.  A man who tricked gullible, despicable frat guys, made us laugh at foreigners, and wrestled a fat, naked man's butt for the love of his life('s picture in a book about Baywatch).

Though we'll be seeing plenty of Cohen in the years to come, it is sad to think that when we look at a clock, we know it'll never be "sexy time" again.  Let us now take a moment of silence.

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That silence was niiiice.