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Porn Stars Named After Famous People
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Typically, your "porn name" is your first pet's name combined with
your childhood street name. However, some porn stars need something
more... glamorous! (At least, by porno standards.)
Never shy about ripping off Hollywood, the porn industry is known
for making "parody" versions of popular movies as pornos. However,
porn sometimes leeches off of celebrities themselves. Here's a rundown
of porn stars who have named themselves after famous people:
Katee Holmes
This girl has just recently made her debut onto the porn scene, to the anger of her brainwashed counterpart.
Apparently she's a virgin, and will lose her virginity on camera.
That's sure to make for interesting viewing, unlike any performance
given by the "real" Katie Holmes.
Cindy Crawford
Cindy isn't exactly a high-class fashion icon, unlike her model namesake. According to the Wikipedia, she's well-known for doing ass-to-mouth scenes, so it's unlikely she'll be getting on the cover of Vogue anytime soon. Oh well, a girl can always dream (while doing ass-to-mouth)...
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Mary Carey
Perhaps the most famous of the porn star identity thiefs, Mariah Carey actually took legal action against Mary Carey,
but that hasn't stopped Mary from using the name. It also hasn't
stopped her from starring in a lot of adult movies and running for political offices in California. Actually, come to think of it, Mary Carey is a lot cooler than The Emancipated, Emaciated Whatever-Her-Name-Is.
Porn Stars Named After Fictional People:
Little Oral Annie
She's a classic porn actress from the 80's, known for outstanding deep throats. I'd go see a musical about her -- a-ha-cha-cha!
Pebbles
What is it with porn girls getting their names from cartoon kids? I
seriously hope Lil' Lickin Lulu and Babz Bunnie are waiting in the
wings, ready for their shot at stardom.
Cherry Poppens
I suppose it's appropriate, with all these kid named porn stars humping
around -- getting into mischief -- that there's a nanny porn star, as
well. Her best advice? A spoonful of sugar helps all the man gunk from a gangbang go down.
Honorable mentions:
Letha Weapons
Rocki Roads
Samantha Fox
Which came first: the porn star or the 80's pop singer who was kind of a porn star first? It's a mystery that will perplex us for centuries to come...
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