Paris Hilton Is My Hero

Hey guys, it's Linday here... 

They want you to eat a lot when you're in rehab. It sucks. That's why you've probably seen so many photos of me working out while i'm here. It's not that Promises has crappy food -- I'm paying like 25K a month to attend this place they better have some good food -- but the majority of the stuff is just carbs. Bread this, pasta that. How is a girl suppose to stay anorexic when she's in rehab these days?

I saw this story today that Paris wasn't eating when she went to back to lynnwood.

Paris’ weight has fallen from 110lbs to 100lbs after she was sent back to jail in Lynwood, Los Angeles, for flouting a driving ban.

One insider said: “After she was transferred back, Paris refused to eat.

“Staff became worried as she seems very thin with her bones poking out. She was also very weak and lethargic.

“They threatened to put her on an intravenous drip to rehydrate her and give her some nourishment unless she started eating.

Her bones were poking out? That's kinda hot. I've been trying to make my bones poke out since I started losing weight last year. When guys see bones poping out of your skin, it makes them want to do you. At least that's what Mary-Kate Olsen told me. And look how many people want to bang Paris?