Marilyn Manson's Personals Ad

We stumbled upon this in the Craigslist "Man Seeking Woman" section.  Look out, ladies!  Marilyn's on the prowl...

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Goth celebrity looking for goth companion to live in goth mansion (goths only)!

Reply to: pierce2192666e88666@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-08, 1:47PM PST

Does the night frighten you?  Are you chilled to the bones by the sound of a baby's spine snapping in two?  Are you a reasonably hot SWF between the ages of 18-25?  If you answered "no" to the first two questions, and "yes" to the third, then send me some email, sexy!  I'm a rich celebrigoth who lives by the light of the dirty bitch moon.  I enjoy drinking goat's blood, worshipping satan, and wearing fake boobs.  Does that shock you?  GOOD!

I just got out of a long relationship, and I'm ready for something fun and new, as long as you don't enjoy sunlight, happiness, or anything fun/new.

Must like my music, even when you think it "sucks" (which it never does).

location: hell / santa monica 

it's NOT ok to contact this poster without first sacrificing a virgin newt at dusk.