Making Fun of Britney Is No Longer Possible

It's over.  We've been beaten.  Bloggers lose.  Game over.  Read 'em and weep:

Britney Spears is making fun of herself now (no, the image above is not photoshopped).  By suggesting that her next album might be called, "Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like" or "Dignity" (a very clever irony, since she's never had any), she's cutting us bloggers off at the knees.  How are we supposed to make fun of her if she can make fun of herself?  Damn it!  She's got us there.

So, I'm throwing in the towel.  Once celebrities get a sense of humor about themselves, especially ones as big as Britney, it's finished.  Bye bye, celebrity blogging.  It was nice knowing you.

Wait... hold on...

Britney Spears is still a slutty, sex crazed party hick who married the world's sleaziest sleaze bag, fumbles with her kids like an amateur juggler fumbles with bowling pins, still flashes her junk everywhere she goes, and makes great music... to kill yourself to!

Hey, what do you know?  We can still do our jobs!  YEAH!!!  Pay checks, here we come!