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Lohan's Official Statement: Read Between The Lines
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TMZ just posted an official statement from the Lohan camp,
regarding the drunken starlet's re-admittance into rehab. Liquid
Generation has hired a celebrity translator to decode the statement, to
determine what's really being said behind the PR smoke screen.
Here's the statement:
"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation
facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our
hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation
and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients
receiving treatment at the facility."
Now let's read between the lines:
"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation
facility on Memorial Day -- in this case, the phrase "Lindsay," in reference to Lindsay Lohan, does not refer to Lindsay Lohan at all, but rather her manager, agent, her so-called friends and non-incarcerated family members. Because this is a medical matter -- as well as a matter of being a drunk party brat who gets off on acting like a drugged-out coke slut for paparazzi -- it is our
hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation
and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients
receiving treatment at the facility --
but at the same time, will not stop taking pictures of her and writing
articles and blogs about her, in order to keep her famous until she
recovers, so she can land another lead role in a horrible movie that
will tank."
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on Tue: 29-05-07 07:13 PM CDT |
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