Liquid Generation Ghosts Rides The Whip

So have you been reading about Ghost Riding The Whip? It's where white dudes pretend to be all street and dance like a retard next to their unmanned (or manned) moving vehicle. It was all the rage last week when it was reported that a kid's skull got crushed doing The Whip. Videos of people ghost riding are already all over The Tube, and many think it's only a matter of time before one of America's proud Politicians take to the podium and Capital Hill and denounce Bored America's Favorite Past Time. What do I think of this crazy? It's wicked stupid, but that didn't stop me from denying my coworkers the right to Whip It outside our offices in Helga's piece of crap H3 (that's right, he/she has a freaking H3. He's too poor for the H2, and not famous enough to ride an H3).