I Hate Michael Even Moore

Moorewatch.com is one of the web’s most famous anti-Michael Moore web sites.  So when it’s founder Jim Kenefick went in to debt over his wife’s medical bills guess who stepped up to front him some cash?  That’s right, Michael Moore.  Frankly I don’t get Moore’s reasoning for helping out a sworn enemy but I’m not going to question it.  The bottom line is if hating Michael Moore is gonna land me some quick and easy money then let me tell you something… I am all ready to hate on Michael Moore.

Kenefick picks on Moore mostly for what he considers to be Moore’s underhanded film making techniques.  Well there’s still a plate full of tasty Michael Moore hating tid-bits for us to feast on.  His weight is an obvious target.  But what about his gross personal hygiene?  He’s got that rugged oily skin of a man who goes months without bathing.  And his hair just doesn’t look like a rats nest, I think it is.  I mean I’m relatively sure rats are living in it.  Then there’s his odor.  I’ve never actually been around the guy, but you can just kind of pick up his funk from his pictures.  He smells like the discarded grease dumped down the sewage drain outside a Burger King.

See.  I hate Michael Moore A LOT.  So where the hell is my check?