Happy Birthday Scientology!

Guess who celebrated the BIG 38 this weekend? That's right -- SCIENTOLOGY did! The ol' Alien Religion is getting pretty old if I don't say so myself. I wonder when it will buy a Corvette and start banging younger models  dudes in hopes of converting them to itself.

In case you're wondering how the party went down, well, look at the above photo. Scientology's Birthday is the only day in the calendar year when Scientologists are allowed to take out their eyeballs and shoot non-believers with laserbeams. Wicked.

For your enjoyment, here are some Scientology cartoons & games we've created over the years. Some of these we've been sued over, so we're especially proud that they're part of the Liquid Generation Greatest Works Collection.

TomKat Baby From Outer Space - Watch Katie Holmes give birth! Watch her Xenu baby dance to thriller!

Tom Cruise: What Is Scientology -  Let Tom Cruise tell you all about Scientology, Xenu and how you can give yourself a free auditing test!

Escape From Scientology Land - In this game, you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land to be brainwashed. Can you get out alive? This is a three party series -- it's pretty epic. Part 2, Part 3

Tom Cruise's Crazy Chamber -  See what happens when scientists from the Planet Shaka Khan perform their tests on Hollywood Legend Tom Cruise. The results are shocking, strange, and morally wrong.

WYR: Kabbalahists vs. Scientologists -- Two shady religions go head-to-head!  Also don't miss the WYR: Sexy Scientologists edition!

L. Ron Hubbard, genius.