Dear Neighbors: Leave Paris Hilton Alone

So some of the residents in Paris Hilton's neighborhood -- which I live not too far from -- are up in arms because of all the craziness she's attracted to her not-so-humble hideaway in the Hills. During the morning she was sent back to prison, the skies above her house were filled with loud helicopters and on the ground it was just as chaotic with paparazzi, police and fans everywhere. Bang Showbiz reports:

Paris Hilton's neighbors have launched a campaign to have her removed from her Hollywood Hills home.

The hotel heiress is currently serving 45 days in a California jail and in her absence residents have distributed flyers petitioning for her to be thrown out of the neighborhood.

The leaflets - distributed by Christopher Hauck and Anne Goursaud - read: "Since the arrival of Paris Hilton to our neighborhood, we have seen our quality of life deteriorate. 

"Last week was intolerable. We feel we need to take a united stand. The circus will resume when she exits jail."

The pamphlet urges residents to contact the police and their city councilman.

Hauck and Goursaud also say they are considering hiring a lawyer.

I know it must suck to live in such a place where a celebutard seems to be making your life hell. But give me a break. It's not like Paris is blaring LOUD music out by her pool while she LOUDLY snorts lines off Lindsay Lohan's ass and they LOUDLY complain about Tara Reid's LOUD, earth shaking farts. Paris Hilton isn't doing any of that. It's the media being the total a-hole here. They're the ones with the helicopters. They're the ones that send in all the journalists. Maybe instead of blaming Paris they should blame TMZ or X17Online. Tell the media to get out of town.

Paris is just living her life! We need Paris to keep on being Paris, no matter where she lives. We're sick and tired of people persecuting her because she's a total waste of a human being. In American, you're free to be a celebutard. You're free to ad no value to society, whatsoever. It's funny because with Paris actually living in that neighborhood, all the house values are probably going up. I'd pay more for a house in the Hills if I knew I could see Paris swimming in her pool.