Beware: Hollywood Dog Molester On The Loose

Okay, so maybe this Dog Molester isn't in Hollywood, but she is a Hollywood Actress. It looks like everybody's favorite raspy-voiced American Pie alum has threatened to molest her neighbor's dog. Remember Natasha Lyonne? Since the Pie series, she's been in a few movies, but mostly she's been dipping her nose in fist-fulls of drugs, and by drugs it's either Trim-Spa (baby) or Hollywood's favorite skinny-maker Cocaine. Check this blip from her Wiki Page:

In August 2005, the New York Post reported that Lyonne was in Beth Israel Medical Center in Manhattan under a pseudonym, and had been there for over a month after being transferred from Bellevue Hospital. She reportedly suffered from hepatitis C, a heart infection, and a collapsed lung. She was also allegedly undergoing methadone treatment for a heroin addiction and had track marks on her body.^[6] The Post also reported that Lyonne had been homeless and on the streets after her eviction by Rapaport. In an interview with Access Hollywood, Lyonne's father denied she was homeless and said he might take legal action against the hospital for breaking the confidentiality of Lyonne's status.^[7]

Collapsed lung? Hepatitis C? Methadone? Homeless? Damn Natasha. What happened to you? You were probably one of my favorite characters, and yes, maybe that's because you acted like one of the easiest ones to get in bed with, but still. First you're a drug addict and now you're threatening to molest doggies. I think you need to star in another pie-humping movie to erase that image from our mind.

And if you think Lindsay Lohan and Christina Ricci are the only ones to jump on the Nose Candy Weight Loss Brigade, think again. Natasha, before and after (actually, after and before).