Aug 10, 2007

7 NON HUMAN THINGS I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH

I’ve never found Clair Danes that hot till I saw her in Stardust.  But of course she’s not a real chick in this flick, se’s a star.  That got me thinking about other awesomely hot inhuman things from movie history THAT I WOULD TOTALLY DO…

Jesse the Cowgirl from Toy Story – I’d probably spend 3000$ on a real doll if they were as cute and perky as this one.  Remember at the end of the movie when Buzz’s wings go stiff from seeing her.  That was an obvious erection reference… a reference to the one I was getting.

Kristy Swanson from Deadly Friend – She’s pretty hot even if she’s a robot underneath.  Extra boner points added for her ability to decapitate evil next door neighbors with a basketball.

Holli Would from Cool World – Yeah I could put Jessica Rabbit on this list, just like you’re expecting me too.  Or I  could put on this vastly inferior imitation.  I’m gonna do the latter simply because her name makes it clear she’s a big slut whose totally willing to f**k any guy, animated or not.  Jessica is tied down to Roger.

That Other VW Bug from the end of Herbie Fully Loaded – Herbie is totally gonna nail that other bug and you can totally see why.  Well I can at least.  I was on mushrooms at the time.  I was more in tune with that car’s aura then you probably would be.  

Lindsay Lohan – I don’t consider her an actual human being.

That Duster from Beauty and The Beast – Actually… now that I’m thin king about it… sex with a duster might actually feel pretty good.  (Seriously, this is not a joke.  I may go home and try it.)

Lola Bunny from Space Jam – Space Jam is a great movie for a lot of reasons.  Number one: Billy Murray.  Number Two:  The Introduction of Bugs sexy wabbit co-star.  Number three:  the Monstars.  Anyway I’ve gotten off topic but the point is that I love Space Jam.

Posted by Doc Manhattan under on Fri: 10-08-07 07:57 PM CDT | 0 Comments | Permalink
 
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