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When Hair Goes Bad...Really, Really Bad
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Musicians are generally ahead of the curve when it comes to fashion and style. Often times they can dictate where fashion will go (think Grunge and Mod) and directly influence trends. However sometimes they go a direction that is, well, stupid. Granted at times it's for shock the factor alone, but other times they actually think what they've done to themselves looks good. Just ask Boy George. So without further ado, here are ten of the worst haircuts in the history of the world:
The 80s were great fodder for bad hair, and no one did it better than Poison. I guess size really does matter. Hey-o!

The Prodigy had a brief bout of fame in the mid-90s when electronica was "the future of music." Thankfully that didn't happen or who knows how many other retarded hair-styles we would have had to endure from the Firestarter guy.

He might be one of the greatest Rock Stars of all time, but David Bowie had his moments with really bad hair. I mean there was Ziggy Stardust, The Thin White Duke and 80s Bowie but nothing beats his Labyrinth hair!

Hmmm...interesting choice, Pink. Since the hair isn't the color of your name anymore, would you like us to call you Mr. Pink instead? Sorry, sir.

Thomas Dolby Blinded us with Science and then eventually took a job as Cookie the Clown on the Bozo show.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the birth of the Mullet. Thank you Metallica! While your music has always sucked, at least you once had beautiful, flowing hair.

Umm, this guy dated Courtney Cox how? Maybe he tied her up with his hair and held her prisoner. The only thing worse than the hair is his band.

Kevin Federline? Vanilla Ice? Kevin Federline? Vanilla Ice? They can both pose, but Vanilla has the skunk hair and at least 6.5 bottles of hairspray in there so he wins by default.

It wouldn't be a list about bad hair if we didn't sneak the Flock of Seagulls guy in there. The funny thing is he almost looks emo.

You're scaring us lady!

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