All I ever saw on Chatroulette were ugly penises.
Throughout life awkward things are bound to happen to you. These are some of the awkward things that will happen if you have absolutely zero luck.
Mister Rogers gets a visit from his old buddy, the cop. They soak their feet and the cop sings a song about love. AWWKWAAAAAARD.
If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.
We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.
Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.