Elmo – Director of Virus-Spreading and Multimedia Tinkering

For over three years Elmo has held the position of Lead Interactive Multimedia Designer, a vaguely fitting, if not long-winded, title. Since Liquid Generation’s venture West, the rest of the team has had the foresight to hire actual nerds to do the programming for the site’s games. This left Elmo free to discover her other passions at LG: punch-up writing, voice-acting, acting-acting, intern-harassing, pretend Social Interaction Site directing, and being the tiniest person in the office. Finally it was agreed that her charm and moxie alone were perhaps not enough, and she quickly took the reins of the Viral Videos and Pictures section of the site – what would soon lead to the biggest infestation of funny since the Laughing Cow epidemic of ’97.

Her title of Director of Virus-Spreading will undoubtedly become tragically ironic when her years of hard-partying catch up with her, and she finds herself with the Clap.

Outside of the office, Elmo can be found playing roller derby, drinking at a local watering hole with washed-up hair rockers, racing her beloved domestic muscle car through the streets of Los Angeles, bragging about her sexual conquests, and making fun of unfortunate-looking individuals.