Gorgeous and enormous.
I love Japanese commercials. Even if you know what product is being advertised, they're too funny to make sense
We all gotta pay the rent, even celebrities. That's probably why so many of them do commercials in Japan.
What happens on the Fourth of July when you pass out from too much America-toasting? Your jackass friends try to kill you with fireworks. Hooray for freedom!
Some psycho decided to scare the kids away from 4th of July fireworks by blowin' up some radical stuff! Dude, checkkit, we can make 'splosions!!!!
The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.