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Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 28 2009

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.


 
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Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 28 2009

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.




 
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What Simpson Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2008

What Simpson are you? O.J Simpson? Ashlee Simpson? Homer Simpson? Lisa Simpson? Find out now!




 
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Fill in the Blank Homer Simpson

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 8 2009

You use lines from Homer Simpson in every day conversation. But how well do you really know the words of America’s favorite animated dad?




 
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Tom Cruise What is Scientology

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 16 2008

Let Tom Cruise tell you all about Scientology, Xenu and how you can give yourself a free auditing test!




 
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Angelina Promotes Hula Hoops

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 9 2008

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.




 
 
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Scientology Punishes Katie

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2007

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!




 
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Escape from Scientology Land Part 2

By: LG Staff
Date: May 26 2006

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”




 
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Escape from Scientology Land Part 1

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2008

In this game, you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land to be brainwashed. Can you get out alive? This is the first of a three part series.




 
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Tom Cruise Scientology in 2 Minutes

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 14 2008

Get your KSW up to speed so you can spot all the SPs trying to keep LRH down and your Thetan count up.




 
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Tom Cruise Scientology Video The Essentials

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 16 2008

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.




 
 
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Old Jessica Simpson

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.




 
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Ashlee Simpson Is A Drunk

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 4 2005

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.




 
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OJ Simpson vs His Glove

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 5 2008

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!




 
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Jessica Simpson Hates Dallas

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 30 2008

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.




 
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Jessica Simpson Still Has Them

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2009

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.




 
 
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Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 11 2008

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!




 

Here is the third – and final – part of our Escape From Scientology video game series, and it’s the most exciting one yet with tons of surprises. Prepare for a final battle between L. Ron Hubbard, Xenu, and then save the other mystery hostages.




 
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Jessica Simpson is Retarded

By: LG Staff
Date: May 25 2007

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.




 
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Jessica Simpson Whores Out

By: LG Staff
Date: May 18 2007

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?




 
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Sexy Santa Jessica Simpson

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2007

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!




 
 
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Jessica Simpson is Fugly

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 7 2007

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!




 
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Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kids

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2009

Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!




 
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Ashlee Simpson Inherited Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: May 7 2008

Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.




 
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Jessica Simpson Eats Meat

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2008

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?




 
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Jessica Simpson Stays Afloat

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2008

Jessica is as happy about her boobs as you are.