In 2,000 photographs.
According to Allah, if you like the World Cup you're going to hell. Or you're going to be judged. Whatevs.
Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.
Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!
There is so much sex oozing from this image. Don’t stare for too long, you will be overcome by hormones.
World of Warcraft has produced more funnies this year than any other game around. Nerds are hilarious!
Here's an inspirational video of sorts from a guy named Matt. He travelled the world and he danced. Yep.
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
So, yeah, this is a thing, human mattress dominos. And China just kicked America's arse and stole the world record. So, let's get on this people. This is a rally call.