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I Can't Afford Gas

NEWS

Celebrity News!

I Can't Afford Gas
United States of Awesome

WHO'D YOU RATHER?

A celebrity sex game!

United States of Awe...
The Great Green Energy Q...

QUIZZES & PUZZLES

Quiz yourself, sucka!

The Great Green Ener...
Hellboy II Trailer

MOVIE TRAILERS

View the Latest Trailers!

Hellboy II Trailer
America Loves Boobs

WHOOSE BOOBS?

The famous boob game!

America Loves Boobs

LG PROMOTIONS

MORE STUFF

ANIMATIONS

Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit

Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit
Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.
11/16/2007

ANIMATIONS

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry
The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.
4/27/2007

ANIMATIONS

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures
Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!
5/28/2004

ANIMATIONS

Christmastime Celebrity Baskets

Christmastime Celebrity Baskets
The PMS Homeshopping Network has the perfect gift for that anorexic, alcoholic, or whore in every family. Buy one today.
12/21/2001

EXTRA SWAG!