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Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring

Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

 

Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit

Michael Jackson Sleepover Kit

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

 

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures

PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

 

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry

PMS Home Shopping: Celebrity Proof Blackberry

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

 

Christmastime Celebrity Baskets

Christmastime Celebrity Baskets

The PMS Homeshopping Network has the perfect gift for that anorexic, alcoholic, or whore in every family. Buy one today.