Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.

Snuggles leaves your clothes feeling soft, cuddly, and sometimes really bloody.

Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!

Whatever you do, don't feed Miley Cyrus after midnight...or this might happen.

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

It's time to torture Peter Griffin from Family Guy! You can hump his chin later!

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!