To be fair, he really just loves nature.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, unless you're Pam Anderson and your nipple slips out of your dress, in which case the photos get posted all over the internets.
For a split-second, Pamela's Anderson's nipple stuck out of her silver bathing suit on Conan O'Brien.
There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.
But really, who cares? Older chicks are awesome and if you don't realize that you're probably and idiot anyway.
Fractals, ya know, the only thing the stoners in your high school math class actually paid attention to.