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Ali Lohan Looks Like A MILF

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 28 2008

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.


 
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Ali Lohan Looks Like A MILF

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2008

Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.




 
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Oprah Looks Like A Dude In This Photo

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 1 2009

If you look really close you can see her penis.




 
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Lady Gaga looks like

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2009

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.




 
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Is Octomom A MILF

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2009

No.




 
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Dina Lohan is a HILF

By: LG Staff
Date: May 30 2007

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.




 
 
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Mary Kate Looks Like Death

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 2 2007

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.




 
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Feels Like a Virgin

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 10 2012

This product is touted as a means of "empowering the new age woman". There is SO much to be said here, but we'll go with this: no woman in her right mind would ever want it to "feel like the very first time" again. That sh*t's painful, not to mention awkward.




 
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Lohan a Playboy Bunny

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!




 
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Lindsay Lohan Needs To Eat Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2009

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!




 
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Ali G vs Andy Rooney

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 4 2006

Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!




 
 
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Packing Like a Pro

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 9 2010

I have never packed like this, in my life.




 
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Lohan Rides Her Breastcycle

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 20 2007

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.




 
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Swim Like a Dolphin

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 31 2012

End up a champion.




 
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Party Like a Russian

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 2 2011

Start with two guys, a balcony, and...




 
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Lean Like a Chola

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.




 
 
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Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini Is Kinda Gross

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 28 2009

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.




 
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Pee Like a Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 12 2011

Now everyone can.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Wears a Bra

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 9 2007

Good for you, Lindsay. Now to just get a hang of the part where you wear your shirt, too. I know, these things are hard.




 
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Tara Reid Looks Awful in a Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

I think the title of this says it all. Her ass sucks.




 
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MILF Newspaper Fail

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 11 2009

The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.




 
 
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Mariah Throws Like a Diva

By: LG Staff
Date: May 28 2008

Pure magic and glitter propelled the baseball out of her hand.




 
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Hey Christina Got MILF

By: LG Staff
Date: May 15 2008

Christina Aguilera shows that the only way implants can get more fantastic is mommy+implants.




 
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Lick My Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 11 2009

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.




 
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Lohan Hits a Paparazzo in NYC

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2007

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!




 
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Steven Seagal Runs Like A Bitch

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 12 2008

We got beat up for running like this.