Lindsay Lohan's little sister almost looks old enough to collect social security.
Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.
This product is touted as a means of "empowering the new age woman". There is SO much to be said here, but we'll go with this: no woman in her right mind would ever want it to "feel like the very first time" again. That sh*t's painful, not to mention awkward.
Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!
Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!
For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.
Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.
There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.
Good for you, Lindsay. Now to just get a hang of the part where you wear your shirt, too. I know, these things are hard.
The editor of this newspaper has obviously never delivered a pizza to a 40-year-old woman's door and then proceeded to have sex with her.
See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.
There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!