Introducing, the future of America. People don't get any better than this.
Watch what happens on the Maury Povich show when a girl who is scared of pickles confronts a plate of -- pickles!
Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!
Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.
If these girls were ever caught by their father dancing like a ho in front of a webcam, they would be sent to the nunnery!
Watch Connie Chung say good by to her television show in a completely awkward way. However, she is looking pretty hot.
Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.
Maury tackles all the tough issues that plague Society, especially bizarre niche phobias. First there was pickle girl, now there's Cottonball Man.
There have been a lot of guests that made themselves a trainwreck on Reno 911. Here are some of the most memorable.
Maury ain't seen nothin' like this before! Watch as these people lose their minds after finding out who the baby daddy is.
"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"
In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.